Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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