just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
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normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
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It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
you made out with another girl for some wings
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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