Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
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Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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