I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
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Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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