he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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