That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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