If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
The adults are the big ones right?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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