is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
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My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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