i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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