is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
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oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
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She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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