I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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