hell yes lets make some ravioli
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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