this beer tastes like vomit already
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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