I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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