He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
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literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
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Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Life without a bra equals bliss.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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