hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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