My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
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I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
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