I got chris browned last night
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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