He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
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Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
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I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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