he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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