Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Randomize
