Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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