If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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