oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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