so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
her facebook's as public as her vagina
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
There are leaves in my underwear?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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