I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
This is the high leading the old right now
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
