its not stalking. its research.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
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Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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