This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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