I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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