yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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