Sponge bath it is.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
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Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
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If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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