Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
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A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
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Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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