glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
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He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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