Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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