dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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