Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
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Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
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Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
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