Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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