Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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