we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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