i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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