That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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