Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
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Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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