My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
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I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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