If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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