Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
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