Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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