I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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