she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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