Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
she pinky promised me she was 18
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
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That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
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Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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