i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Randomize
