I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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