everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
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so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
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So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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