I think I just saw someone hide a body.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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