look no pants
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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