I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
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Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
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I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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