I want to make a zoo with you.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
