I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
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I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
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He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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