Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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