just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
i believe in u and ur pee
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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